Wielder of
Dark Arts,
Shaper of Infernal Energies and Eater of Pecan Pie.
Short, robed, and cloaked in shadow, these wielders of Magick are known to be short-tempered poweder kegs of fury, prone to rages in which they will use any sharp bladed object to silence a source of stupidity, be it living or inanimate.
Indeed, they would be a threat to humanity if it was not for their social ineptitude and lack of good judgement, they would be a threat to humanity.
Do watch out for the Hadoken though... and its substitute, the
Fighterdoken.